One liners for women

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.

Oh, my dear! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

How bout you, me, and privacy?

Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."

Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!

If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

They say to never judge a book by its cover. So why don't we take off your coverings, and let me judge you.

Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet?

Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

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